Gaybar

This I what my brother is getting for Xmas.

Stromness at night

Stromness Electro

Tools of the Trade

Main Mast, me heartys.
Sometimes I get to touch this. The biggest tool in the trade however, is me.

This has taken me about 12 hours.

This is probably the best cartooney drawing I have ever done. Drawing
on the iPhone is great. I like the anime style hair.

I am in a funny mood today.

I ate a bowl of cereal containg all of Kellogs major brands, and a Weetabix. Then I thought I'd ask Chris Hoy a question, a question that only a 20 time Gold oylmpian could answer.

Unfinished Leela

I might finish her, if I can be arsed.

I can't do penguins.

Thought I could but I can't. Little smug shit.

Just a cheeky wee test.

Just testing to see if I have sorted out how to post from my phone.

The Old Man of Hoy

One of the engineers found out I could draw, he asked me to draw him a pencil of drawing of the Old Man Of Hoy. Im a dick so I did him a marker one instead, this was the veiw I did for him. Again drawn using Autodesks Sketchbook for iPhone. I like just messing about doodling with the software.

No social gaffs today. I was a cool cat.

Well I never.

I made a drawing joke. I dont think it works. "Whale I never".

I made a halloween social gaff last night. There was a girl stood at the bar, dressed as the Stay Puff marshmallow man from the 1984 movie hit Ghostbusters. This costume was amazing, it was well executed.

I asked her "What are you meant to be?" I asked it because it was obvious. She replied with a curt "Fuck off". Ahhh okay then.

This is how bored I was today.

I used to like drawing, I was going to pursue a career in Graphic Design. But that Changed.

I have no idea what I want to be. Also I can't post in the main box using my iPhone.

I wanted a blog. So I went out and got one. I didn't really know what I wanted, as with every decision I make in life. I was going to think for ages for a cool name for it like 'Dribs and Drabs' but that made it sound like a Haberdashery. I just wanted to think of something deep, perhaps a bit rebellious, so I could appear like an online 21st Century James Dean. In fact any title that I could think of made me sound a bit wet. So I gave up thinking of a name, typed in 'Ross's Blog' and forgot about it.

Now coming back to it I'm going to keep it as Ross's Blog. I like how it makes me look like a 7 year old thats been allowed on the computer, that or simple.

Im just going to use this thing like a Diary almost. Not really for anybody to read, just as cathartic exercise. And for me to realise in a couple of years how much of an Idiot I am now.

I'm going to spraff about my social ineptness, trying to be funny, people generally misinterpreting what I mean, what I'm up to, where I am and what xbox game I'm looking forward to.

So thats it. A blog about nothing. Just like 99% of them out there.